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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Think It Through

Oh that? That's the face of soul-crushing regret staring back at you.

Boo!!!!


Carving a Rays-themed jack-o-lantern is a festive way to say "I have way too much fucking time on my hands."

Feel Feel Feel Feel Feel Feeeeeeeeeeeeel My Heat

Somewhere, Jack Russell weeps.

Incomplete Sentences Are Awesome


Tampa BOOM I WEEP FOR YOUR FUTURE!

I Am A Real American

This is why I've always been an Ultimate Warrior fan, despite his unsettling and outrageous political stance.

Mike Holmgren's Post-NFL Career

This is Raymond. He is the Rays mascot. He is raytarded.

The Wonders of Microsoft Office

Pretty sure "Rays Republic" is code for "Illegal Grow Operation or "Backwoods Meth Lab"

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Here's a perfectly valid question: What is the source of that tuft of hair on her shoulder?

You Nasty

No, seriously. You look absolutely ridiculous.

Poor Old Folks

Luckily for Grams, she is still rocking the same hair since 2002.

Grumpy Gramps, on the other hand, just wants you to get the hell out of the way. You're in front of the TV.

I'm Not Even Sure What This Is

Hey there, guy. Are you that caught up in "Ray-sanity" that you actually purchased what's sitting atop your head? Did you exchange your American dollars and, in turn, the clerk handed over that ridiculous piece of head wear? And now you own it permanently? Forever? With no hope for a refund?

That sucks.

The Office Hawk

I'm pretty sure this is the Mayor of Tampa.

Mein Hawk

One man's "Beer Hawk" is another man's "Hey, That's Dangerously Close To Looking Like A Hitler Mustache."

The Match Game

Charles Nelson Reilly has been waiting ten years for this moment.

....

This will give me nightmares for years.

She Has A Fever...

...and the only prescription is more garish jewelry.

Race For The Cure

::tilts head like confused dog::

ISO Reliable Babysitter

This guy will watch your kids. For free.

Health Code Violation

This state of Florida allows this person to handle food that will be served to the public.

Sweet RayHawk!!



I am embarrassed for this man.

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